The Libs were so hyper-focused on the Middle East, that they let us blue-collar Americans slip right on by to another Friday. Through another week. To another weekend.
IDIOTS! They’ll never learn. It’s too late now. We’re here. We’ve made it. Let’s have ourselves a big one.
Welcome to a Friday Nightcaps – the one where we trigger those very same Libs with a message from a poolside Lara Trump, and go from there.
What else? I’ve got the best of the rest from a loaded week of #content, Toyota Jan checks in, Brooks Koepka is enjoying life with SI swimsuit model wife Jena Sims (must be hard!), and the fat kicker from the arena football league checks back in with a CHALLENGE.
Oh yeah! We’ll also wish a very happy birthday to Gavin Newsom’s wife in the most progressive way imaginable.
God, we’re so dumb.
Grab you some woke cake (whatever that means) and settle in for a Friday ‘Cap!
Greasy Gavin is back in his bag!
Absolutely hate starting a fun Friday class with scumbag Gavin Newsom, but this dude continues to be a #content machine.
Between burning California to the ground and truly turning it into a hellhole, and bickering with Trump like a 4-year-old, I don’t know where Gav finds the time for crap like this.
But God Bless him – he does, and it’s always a sight to behold.
Yesterday was Jen Newsom’s 51st birthday, which wouldn’t be news besides the fact that Gav wished his wife a happy birthday by promptly calling her the “first partner” of California like a truly deranged idiot.
There’s progressive, and then there’s … “first partner” progressive:
